Alyssa. Seventeen. Twitter.
here’s an idea: treat your cashiers and baristas like real people, instead of machines meant to do your bidding.
Or food service workers and waiters/waitresses. Also it doesn’t matter how old he or she is. Whether the person is a sixteen year old or middle-aged, treat them with kindness and respect, please.
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?
thank you once again
AH WHEN WILL THEY END
EVEN MORE OMFG
I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol
It’s like you didn’t even try
by far my favorite response to this post so far
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
remembering the homework you haven’t done on sunday night
I hope you look for me in everyone you meet.
adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY